February 8, 2016


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Sen. Rand Paul Uncovers NSF Funded Romance Research Project Costing Taxpayers $2.5 Million in Latest Edition of ‘The Waste Report’

 U.S. Senator Rand Paul today released latest edition of ‘The Waste Report,’ which is an ongoing project cataloguing egregious examples of waste within the U.S. government.

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, the latest edition calls attention to a National Science Foundation (NSF) funded study that looked at speed dating to determine how to have the perfect first date – all costing the taxpayer as much as $2.5 million.

‘The Waste Report’ can be found HERE or below.

This Sunday is Valentine’s Day, when old soldiers of the love wars will be buying flowers and going to dinner celebrating their affinity for each other. Perhaps for you Valentine’s Day is an opportunity to find new love; and if you’re nervous and unsure about talking to a love interest, not to worry, Uncle Sam has some tips for you… and you paid for them.

That’s right!!! The National Science Foundation (NSF) helped fund a 2013 Stanford University study, Making the Connection: Social Bonding in Courtship Situations. According to one of the researchers, “We wanted to see if there is anything about the interaction that matters or is it really just what I look like, what I do, what my motivation is.”

Considering online dating is a $2 billion industry, it seems like Uncle Sam should leave this subject to experts like eHarmony.[2] And, maybe they meant to. The study cites three NSF grants, which contributed to this project, totaled a whopping $2.5 million.[3] As absurd as it is for tax dollars to go to finance a study of how to “click” with someone of the opposite sex, we do not even know how much of this money found its way to romance research, but it certainly does not seem to have been the intended use of your tax dollars.

None of NSF’s grant synopses make any mention of romance or dating. One grant was aimed at discovering how “ideas are created and propagated through scientific communities, how these communities are formed and change over time, and how multidisciplinary networks spanning these communities shape scientific innovation.” Apparently there must have been some confusion about what “chemistry” means.


This highlights a problem we identified in last week’s The Waste Report about a Department of Defense funded study on how long it takes people to open an e-mail. In both cases, once money went out the door, and for other purposes, the government had trouble keeping track of it downstream, allowing money to be shaved off for frivolous, unintended research.


So, since you paid for it, what did we learn? Well, according to the study, which used speed dating as its point of reference, women are pickier than men when choosing a mate. Both sides are more interested if conversation focuses on the lady, but women do not like answering lots of questionS. Men don’t like it when ladies use words like “kinda, sorta, and probably,” but they are attracted a woman that mixes it up by speaking quickly and with inflection.





Brooke, Donald; New Stanford research on speed dating examines what makes couples ‘click’ in four minutes; Stanford University, Palo Alto, CA; May 2013

Wells, George; eHarmony Founder Talks Matchmaking in the Age of Tinder; Wall Street Journal, New York, NY; March 2015

NSF Awards: 0835614, 0624134, and 1159679

Cherniavsky, John; CDI-Type II: What drives the dynamic creation of science?; Stanford University, Palo Alto, CA; Sep. 2008 Award # 0835614

Triffin, Molly; 7 Secrets for an Amazing First Date; Women’s Health; Emmaus, PA; June 2013